(originally from memes-remastered)
(originally from sophisticatedhulk)
(originally from suarezinskinnyjeans)
(originally from the-hellsong)
(originally from becks28nz)
(originally from dailyfunpictures)

Hello, you’ve reached Alan Rickman at 555-0122. Please leave a message at the beep. Hello, Alan Rickman. It’s Alan Rickman, reminding you to move the pork chops from the freezer to the refrigerator so they defrost properly. Do not disappoint me.
Hello, you’ve reached Alan Rickman at 555-0122. Please leave a message at the beep. Alan, it’s me again. Remember that turtle joke for the part. Heh heh heh heh.
(originally from jenngofett)
the point when you know you're screwed: you won't ship a certain celebrity/character with somebody for the sole fact you don't want anyone to have him/her but you.
(originally from maytheodds)
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(originally from dysenterygay)
(originally from theepichumor)
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